Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Poker Hand Definitions

Some of these are pretty generic, but the poker blogger community has a few of our own. If I have missed some, let me know.

A,A - Rockets, Bullets, American Airlines
A,K - Big Slick, Anna Kournikova (alternate)
A,Q - The Stripper (yeah, I made it up, so what) (This was originally A,J, but I think it's more appropriate with the Q and A,J is better as the Hoy)
A,J - The Hoy (not because he likes it, LOL)
A,7 - The Tourist
A,2 - The Cheney (a bullet and a duck)
K,K - Cowboys, Brokeback, Doughnuts (Krispy Kreme)
K,Q - Anna Kournikova
K,J - Donkey, Super Donkey if soooted
K,9 suited - Le Dawn
Q,Q - Hilton Sisters, 4 Tits, Bitches
Q,3 - Gay Waiter
J,K off - The Masterbater
J,J - Fishhooks
J,5 - Motown
J,4 offsuit - The Jackhammer
10,8 Spades - The Moooook!
10,4 - The Good Buddy Hand
10,2 - Texas Dolly, The Doyle Brunson
9,9 - The IG (Irongirl01)
9,7 suited - The Johnny Bax
9,5 - Dolly Parton
8,8 - Snowmen, Dogballs
8,5 offsuit - The Spanish Inquisition courtesy of Katitude
8,3 - Snowman Taterlegs
7,3 offsuit - The Canadian Hammer (depends on the exchange rate)
7,2 offsuit - THE HAMMER
6,9 - Big Lick
6,4 - The Lapdance courtesy of Kurokitty
6,2 - The Canadian Hammer (depends on the exchange rate)
5,7 - Filipino Big Slick
5,5 - Fuel, Presto, Speed Limit
4,4 - Sailboats, One Legged Aces, Mr. October
4,2 suited - The Waffle
3,6 suited - The Kuro
3,3 - Crabs
2,2 - Ducks


At 10:22 PM, Blogger surflexus said...

Here's a few more for you:
J4o = The Jackhammer
73o = The Canadian Hammer
10 2 = The Doyle Brunson
97s = The Johnny Bax
42s = The Waffle
33 = Crabs
10 4 = The Good Buddy Hand
36s = The Kuro

At 7:30 AM, Blogger BrainMc said...

Thanks, I knew Kuro had one and I didn't remember what it was.

At 3:02 PM, Blogger KajaPoker said...

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At 3:05 PM, Blogger KajaPoker said...

I think I have a few more for you:

85o - Katitude's Spanish Inquisition (because nobody expects it)
K9s - Le Dawn (Dawn Summer of "I had Outs")

And the most famous of all Omaha starting hands:

The KAJA (double suited, baby!)

At 5:07 PM, Blogger deliverator said...

How could you forget?

KK = Doughnuts (Krispy Kreme)

At 5:05 PM, Blogger kurokitty said...

Also I call the trap hand 64 "the Lapdance" from a song from the gangsta rapper The Game:

"Call it a lapdance/when that six-fo' bounce that ass."

At 10:28 AM, Blogger meanhappyguy said...

I may be mistaken, but I believe the Anna Kournikova is KQ, not AK. It looks great, but it just doesn't win that often.

At 5:15 PM, Blogger iamhoff said...

Yeah, I've always known Kournikova as it's in a Short Skirt

A7 - The Tourist
A2 - The Cheney (bullet and a duck)
88 - Snowmen or Dog balls
57o - Filipino Big Slick
44 - Also Mr. October
62o - Also the Canadian Hammer (depending on the exchange rate)

At 7:58 PM, Blogger BrainMc said...

I can't believe I forgot the tourist! It looks like KQ will be the new Anna. The Dick Cheney is hilarious.

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